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Sunday, 19 August 2012
Funny Jokes
Jokes part-2
7 thngs stdents do durng prpration leaves:
1-sleeping
2-eating
3-sms
4-watchTV
5-chat wid frnds
6-dream of touchng books
7-askng others kuch padha kya!!
Principle- "Late kyu ho"
Student-"Bike khrab ho gyi thi"
Principle-"Bus se nahi aa sakte the kya"
Student- "Kya karu,aapki hi BETI nahi maani".
Teri surat pe dil haru,Wah Wah.
Teri zarurt pe jaan waru,Wah Wah.
Jis din tera msg yacall nhi ata,
ji chahta hai teri kanpati pe do maru
Ab bolo Wah Wah.
Apni Duniya me yun Kho Na jana,
Door Hokar Hame Bhul Na jana,
Khabar Hamari Na Le Sako to Koi Gum Nahi,,
par Apni Khabar Dena Bhul Na jana..
Kisi ne GOD se pucha:
u gave 2eye
2ear
2arm
2leg
2kidney
2lip bt only 1heart?
GOD:budhu
dil B 2hi diye he
bs dusra dhundna padta hai.
Boy:Teri judai me Need udti hai Chain khota hai Jan jati hai Dil rota hai kuch kuch hota hai GIRL: doctor ko dikha lo bhaiya swine flu aise hi hota hai...
Bhakt-Baba koi aisi job batao, jaha muje kaam na karna pade, Log apna kaam khud kare Or muje paise bhi de.!ABA- Jao beta "SULABH SHOUCHALAY" khol lo.! @
Jo Koi Na Kr Ska Wo Hum Kr Denge,Tumhare Mobile Ko Sms Se Bhar Denge,immat Hai To Sms Kr Do,arna Hum Akele Hi Tumhari NAAK ME DUM Kr Denge..
All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in Ghajini :-) . . . biwi ki sunte hai, Samajhte hai, 15 Min ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hai.-
Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhod Do
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb Si Lagti Hai
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhod Do.
;-)
80% of d Colg studnts in d wrld r suffering frm AIDS.
Cant believe? . Bt its true!
AIDS:
.
.
.
.
.
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Attendance &
Internal marks
Deficiency Syndrome...gd9t
Kesa lagta hai?
Rimjim barsat me,
lahrati Hawao k sang,
Khamosi se chalte hue,
Koi apka hath thame aur chupke se kahe..
Aage guter hai, zra dhyan se!
Pyase ko ek kotora pani hi kafi h,ishq k liye 4 pal ki zindgi hi kafi h,hum dubne ko samundar m kyo jaye-marne ko to tumhari ankh se gira 1 ansu hi kafi h...
Many Birds die in Summer without water. Save them. Plz put Water Pots for thirsty Birds at Balcony/Window etc. Fwd dis msg to atleast 1 people. God will Help u
Love Special msgs
Special Love Messages
part -2
Smile 4 d person who cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person who protects u,
n luv d person who luvs u more than u..!
India Ki Reet,Ldki Agr Apni Marzi Se Pat Jye To PYAR,Agr Dost Log Patvaye To UPHAR,Ghar Wale La De To SANSKAR,Aur Agr Khud Pata Kr Ghar Le Aao To "HaHaKaaR"
When my arms can't reach the people who are close to my heart,I always hug them with my prayers. May God grant you what your heart desires! $$HAppY HUg DaY$$
If world ends on 21.12.2012 @ 5:47 pm Imagine dat m wid u @ 5:46 pm. Wat wl u tel me at dat lst nd final moment? 4wrd 2 al n gt amazin ans. Bt 1st rply me.
Pyar se pyari h aap ki dosti,
Jaan hamari h aap ki dosti,
Miss call ka sirap or sms ki tablet dete rehna,
Kyu ki ek khubsurat bimare h aap ki dosti.
Ek raat dhadkan ne ankh se pucha, tu dosti me itni kyu khoi he,tab dil se aawaz aayi dosto ne hi sari khusiya di hai,warna pyar kar ke to har ankh royi he..
Ho chuki raat ab so jao.
Jo hai dil ke kareeb uske khyalo me kho jao. Kar raha hoga koi sapno me apka intjar us se mil aao. Gud Nite.
Subah Ki Kiran Boli, Uttho.....
Dekho Kya Nazara Hai
Maine Kaha Ruko.
Pehle Sms Kar Lu Usko,
Jo Mujhe Sabase Pyara Hai
Gud morning.
We met it ws Luck !We talked it ws Chance !We bcam frndz it ws Destiny !We r stil frndz it is Faith !We will always b frndz its a Promise !HPY PROMISE DY.
Sum ppl msg u coz they hav nthng 2 do,
Others msg u so dat u'll msg dem 2,
bt, I do coz msging is my way to saying
"I REMEMBER U".
Friends never MEET, friends never SCATTER, but if hearts are LOYAL, distances never MATTER, keep in touch so that our friendship grows even BETTER.
Friends never MEET, friends never SCATTER, but if hearts are LOYAL, distances never MATTER, keep in touch so that our friendship grows even BETTER.
So Many Hands in 1 Tiffin Box, So Many Frnz on 1 Bench, So many Cals on 1 B'day Nite, So Many Tears fr 1 Little Fight, Frnz r d Bst Part of our life..
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( c ' ? ¤
>-- </")
Dear God
Jo is sms ko pad rha he use dunia ki hr khushi dena
bcz
KUCH LOG HMESHA MUSKURATE HUE ACHE LGTE He.
Please Open Ur Eyes! So The SUN Can Rise, Flowers Can Blossom, Birds Can Sing, Bcoz ALL are Waiting to See Ur Beautiful SMILE in Ur Face........
& GUD MOR...
Apki har ada mohabbat si lagti hai,Ek pal judayi muddat si lagti hai, Asa pahle nahi tha, jo ab lagta hai, Ki zindgi ke har lamhe me apki zarurat lagti hai.
I never searched but i found u,
I never asked but i have u,
I never wished but it came true,
I thank God,
for giving me a frnd like "U" :-) tc...GM
Na Jine Ki Khusi Hai Na Marne Ka Gum.Gum H To Aapse Na Milne Ka.Jeete Hai Is Aas Par Kabhi Aap Hamare Ho Jayenge,Marte Nahi Isliye Ki Aap Akele Reh Jayenge.G N
Palke to ankho ki hifajat hoti hai.. Dhadkan to dil ki amanat hoti hai.. Ye dosti ka rishta bhi bada pyara hai.. Kabhi chahat to kabhi shikayat hoti hai...
Yaad karoge to yaad bi ayenge, yaad nahi karoge to bi yaad ayenge,jitne dur jaoge utne paas ayenge,kud ko bhool jayenge par"AAP KO NA BHOOL PAYENGE"
Frnds r lke cryons;
Dey colour r lives.
I may nt b ur favrt colour bt hope u vl need me sumwhere 2 complete ur picture...:-)
Keep Smiling & G9t Rashi swt drms
FEELING is a painting-never spoil it.
FACE is a book-
try 2 read it
LOVE is precious-dont miss it &
FRIENDSHIP is mirror-never break it.
If time doesn't wait 4 u, dont worry! Jst remove d battery 4m d clock n enjoy life..! standard people standard thoughts..!!
Make a Mind which never minds.
Make a Heart which never Hurts.
Make a Touch which never Pains.
& Make a 'friendship' which never 'Ends'.
'It's not the presence of someone that brings meaning 2 life bt it's the way that,,someone touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning....
Divya
A sweet relative is a Pillow. WHEN tired u sleep on it , WHEN sad , u drop tears on it , WHEN angry u pinch it , and when u happy U hug it..
Kash Khuda Ne Hme Apna Sathi Bnaya Hota,Apne 7Mndir Mszjid Gurudware Me Bithaya Hota,Suna Krte Hr Bat Apke Dil Ki,Or Khuda Se Apki Hr Bat Ko Mnwaya Hota.
Most touching lines written by a frnd to best frnd "Ever u miss me nver cry bcz a drop of tear in ur eyes is a day less in my life..
Khuda ki banai qudrat nhi dekhi,
Dilon main chupi dolat nhi dekhi,
Jo kehta h duri se mit jati hai dosti,
Usne shayud hmari dosti nhi dekhi.
''Sabke chehre Pe har bat likhi nhi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nhi hoti,
zindagi m kuch log bahut pyare hote h,
kya kare unhi se roz mulakat nhi hoti''
Can u see me?
NO?TURN AROUND,CAN u see me now?no?turn again,can u see me now?
NO?But i can see u b'coz u have a special place in my heart.
Love Bird - Msgs
Special Love Messages
part -1
Ek baar dosti or pyar me baat hui.
Pyar ne dosti se puchha: Tum kya karti ho?
Dosti boli: Main un ankhon me muskan bhartr hun,
jisme tum aansu chhod jate ho.
O SMS, mere frnd ko hello kehna, SAVE kare to SUKRIYA kehna, DELETE kare to MAFH karna, or agar ye SMS padhkar mujhe yaad kare to "I MISS U" kehna.
Ehsas k daman mein aansu girakar dekho,
Muhbbat kitani sacchi h ajmakar dekho,
Tumhe bhool kar kya hogi dil ki halat,
Kisi aaine ko zameen pe girakar dekho.
Th importance of caring prson in our lyf is lke
the importance of our heart beat,
bcoz heart beat is nt visible bt silently support our lyf.
Be a loving frnd frevr.
At the time of my death please don't cry as
othrs may get fear bcoz inspite of i being dead my hand will raise 2 stop ur tears.....!!!
A gud frnd is 1 who advises u to study well..!
But..
A Best frnd is 1 who Stands in d Xam-hall & Says "Abe kitna Likhega, dekh Teri wali ja rahi hai".
Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ne tumhe kitna romantic msg send kiya h, sirf yeh socho ke use kisne send kiya hoga?
Frndship is the package of feelings nobody can make it, nobody can delete it, nobody can explain it only u & me r feel it.
I dnt knw if i am imp in ur lyf or nt. But yes,I jst hope wen i'll b dead,
u'll cum little nearer 2 my coffin wid tears to say uth ja na yar.
We do not ask for salary to the boss without doing work for him.ThenHow can we ask GOD for anything without doing his work?Think this..
bolti h dsti.chp rhta h pyr.hsati h dsti.rulata h pyr.mlati h dsti.juda krta h pyr.phr bhi kyu dsti chod kr.log karte he pyar.
My frndship means a LITTLE HEART dat never hates, a CUTE SMILE dat never fades, a smooth touch that shakes & a strong RELATIONSHIP dat nvr breaks. Gdday rashi
Kuch to "DUNIYADARI" rkho, kuch to "DOSTI YAARI" rkho, call to krni nhi, SMS hi jaari rkho, jab SMS b nhi krna to "MOBILE" almari me rkho .
A rose
needs
water
a season
needs
change
a poet
needs
a pen
Ur mobile
Needs
My
sms
and
i need
Ur
friendship
forever...
Y r U so nice! Y r U so kind! Y r U so intellignt Y r U so lucky! Y r U so blessed! Simple Humse dosti ki h to thoda to faida hoga hi...
Some people say "NEVER FORGET ME...",some say "REMEMBER ME ALWAYS..." but I love my Attitude so I say "FORGET ME IF YOU CAN...":-)
IF
U
OPEN
MY
.--. .--.
'. ( .'
" .)."
HEART
U
WILL
SEE
.--. I .--.
'. ( MISS ( .'
".) U )."
Frenship is not a word,
Not merely a relatnship,
It is a silent promise which says "I was" "I am" & "I will be"wid u 4ever & every moment. GM
Savan ne b kisi se pyar kiya tha,usne use badal ka naam diya tha,rote the dono ek dusre ki judai me,or logo ne use barish ka naam diya tha.
U cannot hurt som1 who feels nothing special 4u & u cannot be hurt by anyone unless dat person is sumwat special 2u. Think it
SOME PEOPLE SAY HAPPINESS IS LIFE.
SOME SAY IT IS FREEDOM.
SOME SAY IT IS MONEY.
BUT 4 ME IT IS ONLY YOU BCOZ
MY HAPPINESS COMES FROM YOU.
Kisi ke deedar ko tarasta hai, kisi ke intezaar me tadapta hai, yeh dil bhi ajeeb cheez hai, jo hota hai khud ka magar kisi aur k liye dhadakta h.
Ho sakta hai k hum sath reh na payen,ek dosre se kuch keh na payen, Itni nazdekiyaan na badaiye hum se k hum dooriyo ko bhi seh na paayen
Pyar se hame koi gila
nhi..
Qki pyar hame kbhi mila nahi.
hamne to ki hai umar bhar sirf yaari.
Qki yaro s zyada pyar krne wala hame koi mila nhi..gud nyt
Jokes
Jokes Part-1
A lady Biology teacher: Girls can u tel me exactly where is ur heart?
ALL the girls shouted loudly: "Your name" ke pass!!
Teacher smiled & said: mera bhi... :-)
Patni: Uttho raat ke 2 baje hai
Pati:Itni raat ko q uthaya
Patni:Aapne neend ki goli nahi li
Ek girl ko dekh kar boy ne arz kiya-Tere smile me kya chamak hai,
tere smile me kya chamak hai,
wo muskura k boli-ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI..
Jaane kahan the or kahan aa gaye.,
Duniya me ban ke mehman aa gaye.,
Abhi to books kharidi bi nahi thi.,
Or na jaane kahan se ye 'EXAMS' aa gaye.
Lalu:Vidwano ne kaha hai... Ki murkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sundar hoti hai. Rabdi: Dhat....... Aap ke paas to hamaar taarif ke alawa kono kaam hi naahi hai.
1st pagal- mein is mental hospital me naya hu muje pagalo ke BOSS se milna hai.
2nd pagal-Sssshh......Chup!
awaz mat karo BOSS message padh rahe hain.
Teacher: btao sbse zyada nasha kis cheez me hota h..?? Student: books me..!!
Teacher: vo kaise..??
Stdnt: kholte hi neend a jati hai
Din beet jate hain suhani yaade bnkr Baate rh jate hai kahani bnkr pr pyar to hmesha dil k qarib rhenga kabhi muskan to kbhi aakhon ka pani bnkr.
Log kehte h ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfrnd sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte h ki pyar itna karo ki girlfrnd ki frnd bhi ap pe fida ho jaye.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words reflect great thoughts, your SMILE can cure Heart blocks, so keep on SMILING-it rocks... Gooöoöd niiiiightttt
Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai
Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai
Rumal De De Kutte Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
A Depressd B.tech student went 2 rail track 4 sucide, Train cuming closer & closer But he sudnly Cum out of track & said "oh yr Kal toh asignment dena hai"
Gandhi ji nhi rhe,Nehru ji b chale gye,Bhagat Singh ko b fansi de di gyi,Jhansi b shaheed ho gayi!Meri b tabiyt thik nhi rhti!Pta nhi is desh ka kya hoga?Hahaa
A stdnt attached 100 Rs Note wid his test ppr & rote "Rs 1 for 1 mark" Sardar was ppr chacker He send him Rs 81 back &wrote "U Keep d chage.Gd
Jaat riding a cycle & hits a girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re chhori baawli dikhe?
Poori cycle maar di ab ghanti alag se maru ke.
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